Seasons come and seasons go……….

…..but not in Azeroth. I know we all live in different time zones but generally Northern hemisphere servers share the seasons. We play on those so why do the seasons never change, like really, a little leaf fall or heaven forbid snow for fun. Elwynn forest in...

Welcome all the new victims…..

  Hello and welcome to Abuse Machine all you lovely new people we now call guildies. Welcome to the Abuse Machine Website and forum. You can register to the forum on the Right hand side. Have a poke about, register on the forum and join in the fun. We aim to use this...

14th January 2015

Well Slaytern seems to have disappeared. There are rumours that is is unable to pass into Draenor. If I can make a portal to his land perhaps I can sort this problem. Ah the relief of no more fleas that druid sure makes good potions.  Although there is something...

13th January 2015

Oh the annoyance, that is the last time I run a raid with Slaytern. That dog must have fleas. Or was it the huntard!! Note to self take flea potion when I raid. I am sure that druid has a pot for that….and what the hell is that smell? If that death knight has...

….AND STAY DOWN!!!

Ding Dong! The Chief is dead. Which old Chief? The Wicked Chief Ding Dong! The Wicked Chief is dead. The Time, 5.00pm in the Realm of Perenolde, Our brave adventurers gathered before the Warchief, the crazed leader of the, as he called it, “true” horde....